Stoney Baloney

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

by MKD775 May 14, 2019

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

by Nykky July 31, 2005

blonde girl

A blonde girl is the girl that try’s to make you laugh all the time, and she is funny, but sometimes she’s just falling in life and is depressed

“Why is she so sad today? Yesterday she was laughing all the time...she must be a blonde girl.”

by dude..wtf October 22, 2020

blonde

A Stupid female whose only use is to have sex with

A job interview
Boss: we dont allow blondes here

by Immortal King February 23, 2011

blonde

usually a word to describe the hair colour of female hair, a silky golden hue that can vary in intensity.
Men of all cultural backgrounds are often attracted to blondes.
The word can also be attributed to hair on other portions of the body (such as hair on arms or blonde pubic hair).

Blondes are white caucasian women and often seen as very appealing.

The blonde with her glistening golden hair was truly appealing to all the guys on the street in Rome.

by deevan December 9, 2008

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004

All your base are belong to us

1) What you say after a victory

1) Guy 1: "Aw. We lost..."
Guy 2: "Yes. Yes. All your base are belong to us!"

by Justin H. April 9, 2005