Quakering blowjob

he wanted a peaceful,tranquil.. blow job. as he found it to be like mass as she knelled onto her knee's. all pray for those on their knees at his bedroom alter. Amen together it's makes " Quakering blowjob". all those worship in praise..master.

Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.

by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018

porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

by El_chopo May 14, 2021

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.

One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.

by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021

Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

national blowjob day

National blowjob day is where you get a blowjob from any person on June 20th.

National blowjob day is on June 20th.

by Bobby Grandson June 18, 2018