the amount of further alienation from your family after the festivities we categorise as "Xmas", Christmas (Eve)
"honestly, i never thought i'd be capable of cultivating a poker face. well, not after christmas."
"I am missing our post office a wee bit more now that its been displaced. Maybe its time to switch to modern information technology."
"I am missing our post office a wee bit more now that its been displaced. Maybe its time to switch to modern information technology."
by Krkič December 25, 2020
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 26, 2022
When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 01, 2018
To have a tiny penis
by Pseudo Sue 89 January 04, 2018
Doing it for the bit. Like when you purposefully do something that you wouldn’t normally do, but for the bit (so it’s ok).
by lauren is a queef August 08, 2022
by zack the hack December 19, 2011