beachwood

To have a boner at the beach

"that chick looks good in in that bikini"
"DUDE, you got beachwood"

by chad again January 10, 2006

Laguna Beach Bitches

laguna beach bitches lah-goo-NUH beech bit-CHEZ noun 1. Wears uggs; abercrombie & fitch; hollister; american eagle; coach; juicy courture; short skirts (shows thong); low-rise jeans; low rise shirts; padded, stuffed bras; spandex-type footless leggings; . 2. Accesorises with; fake mardis gras beads; plastic scene beads; clown makeup for albino anorectics; uniform dye jobs 3. Body type -- anorexic. 4. Personality -- a) says hello in order to be obnoxious; denies fault when accused; Claim to be impurturbed by others, but beg to be given reasons as to why they are disliked by outsiders; can't understand why people dislike them; doesn't like the friends they are 'closest' to; backstabbing backtalk; make up stupid monosyllabic sounds similar to that of a caveman see, nuh b) supress any latent intelligence; may have once been normal; think that they are royalty; treat outsiders like dirt; perpetually lies c) participates in school functions such as blue and gold night, sportsnite, and all-girls sports teams
5. MYSPACE STALKERS a) Visit, through friends of friends, other people's myspaces, even when blocked, in order to have something to start drama

Those laguna beach bitches think they are so great, but they are just irritating.

by Meredith B., and Abigail K. January 30, 2007

beached whale

Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.

Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip

by slivr3388 June 25, 2008

beancat

one who sits at bus stops eating beans in the raw while having whiskers and a black nose drawn on her because she believes she is indeed a feline. If you so dare make fun of her she WILL turn into a raging tiger and eat one of your limbs. One unfortunate young man ended up with a rod through his head, yes, he is still alive, but lives a cave in far off land called Aveyron and rocks helplessly back and forth...back and forth. Watch out for beancats, they're fierce, dangerous, and yet ever so cuddly. The only beancat repellents worth trying are: takenuts, had cream, and soup worms. If you don't know what these are, you're down. Beancats are only found on 7 continents so they're pretty rare, but if you happen to hear their blood-curdling prrrrr.....RUNAWAY!!!

boy: hey cutie can i sit by you while i wait for the bus?
beancat: prrrr.....
boy: why do you have whiskers drawn on your face....wait minute...girl at bus stop, with whiskers, eating raw beans...holy shit you're a BEANCAT!! RUNAWAY!!!
beancat: ROAR!
boy:(throwing takenuts and soup worms at her) AHHH my arm!!
beancat: (gets hit with a takenut and collapses) meow.
boy: stupid beancat.

by Tandy Torn Jan November 9, 2007

Long Beach

its the best city in the whole fucking World its located in the county of Los Angeles heavily populated by down ass Mexicans and surenos not crips and mayateshome to one of the most dangerous gangs in the nation the East Side Longo sur 13 gang

Snop Dogg and other rappers have made Long Beach famous but that dont mean that its taken by cripos or mayates us south side Mexicans run this place since the beggining

by Ese Stranger December 9, 2004

Beach Sex

The third best type of sex.

Right behind make up and angry.

Jack Donaghy: Beach sex is the third best sex you can have. Right after elevator and white house

by potterfreak82 April 14, 2011

Beached

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush

"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."

by FauxBeez January 28, 2006