Canada's History

A horrible sexual act involving 5 french speaking lumberjacks from Canada. The act involves all participating Canadians to cover themselves in scalding maple syrup, slathering it upon all areas and orifices of their bodies. Moose antlers are then used as giant dildos which can accomodate more than one Canadian at a time. These rough boney moose ticklers are quite rough and rectal bleeding is quite common. To finish this sexual act one Canadian is chosen at random to be bashed in the skull with the Stanley cup, subsequently rendering him unconcious, while the others ejaculate all over his bloody syrup covered body. The yelling of the phrase "Aye" is also common by the participating ejaculators.

The Canadian magazine "The Beaver" renamed itself to "Canada's History" to avoid online porn filters...How did they not know what It really meant...

by The Lumberjack Raper February 6, 2010

native american history

really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special

a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:

ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)

by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010

American history x

The movie with derek played by that guy from fight club Edward Norton^-^
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.

while playing gears of war "I just curb stomped that bitch in the face"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"

"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"

by [Cyber Pirate] February 8, 2007

canadas history

while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.

while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)

by nutriaoso February 5, 2010

Canada's History

an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.

Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.

Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.

"Damn, you just Canada's History all over that bitch!"

by Colbert's Sexy February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. How this fits in a vagina is beyond me.

Stephen Colbert: The hardest part of doing the Canada's History is fitting it all in there!

by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.

Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!

by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010