balls on bases

When a lacrosse player takes a baseball player and tee bags him on a baseball plate till his mouth bleeds. Then the lacrosse player pulls out a chainsaw and cuts his head off.

tee bag n kill baseball players means balls on bases

by psyco lax playa March 31, 2009

36th base

space docking with yourself (even if male) and then having a leprechaun munch on your genitalia whilst symultaneously poking ice-lollies in every orifice.

so how far did you go last night?

I went to 36th base and still have bruises to prove it!

by mr molehill June 19, 2008

1,000,000,000th base

You must have sex with Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris has reached this base, as God was the original title holder of this base.

Dude, I got 1,000,000,000th base last night!

Whole World; ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT GOD OF ALL WHO EXIST!

by guesswhatchickenbuttrofl August 29, 2010

Sexual bases

First base- kissing
Second base- touching under shirt
Third base- jerking/sucking him off

Fourth base (aka home run) - doing the dirty

Babe you can “fourth base” me any day of the week used in terms of sexual bases

by For Justin C. Ace June 24, 2020

12th base

Giving foot and or boob jobs with 2 or more people.

Dude, last night i got to 12th base with this hot chick and her twin sister!

by Klunckmonkey June 11, 2006

61st Base

Rape a swordfish while simultaneously being penetrated by a 360 watt light bulb. Then break the light bulb inside your anus until you bleed profusely. take the blood and use it as lubrication. lube up you're penis and anally rape yourself until your mom comes in and says let me join in. lick your moms hairy pussy until you choke on a hairball and die. come back to life and get george bush pregnant. name the child babatunde.

There are no known examples yet for 61st Base

by Babatunde Fakaude July 24, 2009

free-base

another of many suicide sports, free-base jumping or free-base for short is similar to free-bunjee only the competitors are required to forget their parachutes, the person who hits most obstacles on the way down wins, simples!

Brian Lee Schubert of Alta Loma, Calif., 66, whose parachute failed to deploy, falls to his death in the New River during the Bridge Day base jumping event at the New River Gorge on Saturday, Oct. 21, 2006, in Fayetteville, even though he was wearing a parachute it failed to deploy and technically this counts as a free-jump, minus points for remembering your parachute, plus points for shock value, plus points for unpredictability, minus points for avoiding obstacles on the way down! free-base points 8.5!

by southwalessniper December 5, 2009