Bastardcunt

A person who goes out of his way to be an asshole at every opportunity.

Bryce, you fucking bastardcunt.

by Sennan April 27, 2003

stingy bastard

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs=Stingy Bastard

by britbong November 25, 2013

bloody bollocks bastard

Someone whos a Bloody Bollocks Bastard. Simple really.

Hey Bill Gates your a Bloody Bollocks Bastard for lieing about Windows XP

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

lucky bastard

Someone with a girlfriend with huge tits.

Dayum, have you seen Simon's girlfriend's new profile picture? That lucky bastard!

by king size slim rizla + slim qu November 13, 2013

Los Bastardos

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"

That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

by Ikenbari Fransiskillnal October 28, 2004

schaghticoke bastard

Crotchety bunch of folks from Schaghticoke NY. If they try to kick your ass for calling them schaghticoke bastards, you must reassure them that you are glad that you are not a schaghticoke bastard.

You are in Schaghticoke NY you direct 'SCHAGTICOKE BASTARD' towards the people around you as you make your rounds through each of the local establishments.

by drystout January 22, 2004

bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.

1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!

by Outbound Flight January 11, 2009