jazz band

a place where people get high on oranges dipped in vodka while on a trip to reno

"I wanna get jazz band high today!"

by wassupese October 8, 2012

da band

Most fakest addition to the Bay Boy record label. Also known for having the corniest raps and trying to be gangsta when in truth, most are wankstas or diva bitchez

Da Band is so gay that I'm hiring a hitman to kill them each indivually

by Rikki January 5, 2005

BackDoorBriefcase

During intercourse having your sexual partner spread their butt cheeks apart, then inserting anything that you can find in the room into their rectum.

Dude, Why is your girlfriend walking funny today?

Well, for one, why are you checking out my girlfriend and two, its because we did the backdoorbriefcase last night...
I used a pair of slippers.

by StanTheMan'08 March 9, 2008

backdoorgasm

the result of reaching climax while receiving anal sex

Larry gave Ted his very first backdoorgasm.

I achieved a backdoorgasm with the help of my girlfriend's dildo.

by theironman63 May 11, 2010

Band Freaks

There is no such thing as a band freak, you must have them confused with band geeks

The group of teenagers walking through the halls singing band music in four part harmony are not band freaks, they are band geeks.

by oddpercussionist June 27, 2011

Band kid

The typical cringy kid of every class

person 1: BROOO PERSON 3 IS SUCH A BAND KID
person 2: bro who the fuck is person 3?
person 4: hi guys
person 1 and 2: hi person 4!
person 3: *fucking explodes*

by Youlookingfinemydude December 14, 2022

bastardous band bitches

Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.

Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008