“Nothin’ but Net”

When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a shot and doesn’t hit the rim.

“Man I am on a roll! I went to the bathroom and hit “Nothin’ but Net”

by Chea-Z December 28, 2007

flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016

their bf, but...

a term on snapchat which means "you're their best friend, but they aren't yours."

person 1: hey what emoji do i have on ur snap
person 2: uhhh *changes emoji from "their bf, but..." to "bff"*

by i'm trying my best June 11, 2018

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

ofay but okay

a non threatening white person.

that Siggy, he's ofay but okay.

by Seegrams December 21, 2008

Fuck Everyone but Me

Phrase meant to convey an extreme level of self centeredness

Usually in a survival of the fittest type scenario.

Can be used as a synonym for "Every Man for Himself".

Also used to convey complete selfishness and utter disregard for the welfare of ones fellowman.

Ideology of the Republican Party.

Can be abbreviated to FEBM for brevity's sake when posting online.

Guy 1: "Hey man, our ship just hit an iceberg and now we're sinking. Theres not enough lifeboats for everyone aboard the ship."

Guy 2: (While pushing Guy 1 out of his way)

" FUCK EVERYONE BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!"

by SKINET X-500 August 27, 2009

Rules for thee but not for me

It means "rules for you but not for me", it means you have to follow the rules but not me

Trump: Rules for thee but not for me, you gotta release your tax returns but I don't have to do it because.... reasons.... bullshit... excuses....

It should be "rules for thee and rules for me, rules for all of us!" We must all follow the rules.

by SomeDude2022 February 20, 2022