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Bonner Brain

When you sleep on a slope usually while camping and all the blood rushes to your head.
We all got bad headaches from bonner brain, due to sleeping upside down on a hill.
by ugly hawk May 25, 2011
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google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.
1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.
by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008
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Brain Case

noun. the human skull or head
Cory slipped and broke open his brain case all over my kitchen.
by Big Poppa Frost October 11, 2007
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brain milk

A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.
by Red Sam Black October 26, 2014
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Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
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Blue Brains

When you get worked up or excited for something come to realize it isnt happening for a while. Samee concept of Blue Balls but for your brain.
"Hey Ana, new American Horror Story tonight!!"
"No Steven its tomorrow lol."
"Well i just got Blue brains"
by rzewster September 13, 2016
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Shrimp brain

Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".
-Dude, where's your apartment?
-You asked me for the 6th time this week you shrimp brain.
by Phqu September 21, 2016
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