heavens biscuit

a vaginal fart
a quife

the heavens biscuit smelled like a musty fish market

by rob fresh May 02, 2006

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.
3) To have ones rich tea biscuit taken away by an aggressor named el hob nob

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

by Zatoichi August 19, 2005

dirty biscuit

A dirty biscuit is the last biscuit you make from the left over dough in a batch of biscuits. It always is a different shape than the others.

"When I was small the kids would fuss over the dirty biscuit."

by holy combat man October 03, 2014

Popeye's biscuit

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)

e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing

by Fluffy v.2 February 01, 2018

Slippery Biscuit

A lacrosse ball, which, after much use, has lost its grippy texture and become smooth. This condition often results in less ball control, and, in some cases, a dropped biscuit. Proper passing and shooting also become more difficult.

Get that slippery biscuit off the field.

by bolognese sauce August 12, 2009

soda biscuit

The act of placing one's penis on a girl's face - typically, her forehead.

Yo, I gave that drunk girl a soda biscuit after she passed out!

by deputy van halen May 30, 2005

soggy biscuit

Gather 5-7 boys(or girls that can squirt) and gather them around one biscuit and proceed to cum all over it and the last person to cum/ or cant cum must eat the biscuit. P.S you can only masturbate to the pussy's and dicks around you. This is mostly a new English practice because they are the only retarded ass bitches who still use the word biscuit.

Hey James, me Sally Kim Jordan Pete Mike and I are going to play soggy biscuit if you want to join us

soggy biscuit is what james Charles want to do with straight guys, also, he's the biscuit

Kim Kardashian

by butteredpotato8 June 22, 2019