arse bender

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010

spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011

bender

half an erection. usually because the male is not aroused enough, causing the penis to bend out of the way on entry.

because that girl i scored yesterday had such a huge lennart, i developed an irrevocable bender. needless to say that she woke up with a cleveland steamer today.

by tisseen schande May 18, 2006

bender

A player in hockey who's ankles bend inward because they're not strong enough to hold up their ankles on ice.

That Sean Mcdougall kid ankle's bend, he must be a bender and suck!

by ilikegurls August 12, 2009

BenDibble

Effeminate man who fantasizes about getting his ass plowed by groups of men,but has to satisfy his urges with male corpses due to shyness.

I was going to tell my parents about my homosexuality,but I think I'll just be a closet BenDibble

by Bobby B. February 23, 2005

Bendle

see scum dirtbag ass

The boy in my english class is such a bendle, he won't stop texting me.

by E. Laurence March 24, 2008

Bendio

When God created Adam and Eve, he made them out of dirt. When God created a Bendio, he made it out of concentrated awesome.

Beware, young traveler! Bendios are about tonight!

by Bendio December 9, 2008