L.B.H.S

Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"

Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S

by Squirl76 December 1, 2009

Dum b girl

A female who is dumber than a broken ziploc bag full of cat piss and who is also your 'B' or backup booty call on the rotation.

Hey bro, does dum b girl really expect us to believe that was mayonaise in her panties?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

RPG B-hood

Romanian SAMP server with 99% of kids, it has so bad owner that pays 5$ for 1000 slots server, also gets keylogger everytime and the owner loses the money that is needed for Anti-Cheat and the server is in Romania, constantly ddosd by Balkan shooters like Xpeedo, LuckyLuciano and more. "The server is so, so laggy because of your ping and your internet, not our server" (that is cheaper than bubble gum) - most common sentence of helpers and admins on the server. The owner calls it "RPG B-hood RO" but there isn't any role play on the server, also this is more like an orphange full of 12 years od kids only deathmatching and saying bad words, the owner is a clickbaiter that lives from kids money and bought an Audi with that amount of money, damn this server is so bad that xTrullor the main opponent of this server DDoS it while he is on the register menu and the owner wonders how is this possible, this server has the worst admins ever found in SA-MP's world, like Cadi, a 12 years old kid that joins on a Discord server and is tryna ban most of cheat users, this server is so bad that the owner needs to talk with Ksenon about an .asi, this server is more like a troll server, 12yo kids like PaulFTW are the worst, kids, in the middle of Christmas this kids are going to beg at people's house to receive money and donate to this server and nothing improves.

Have you ever heard of RPG B-hood?

Yes, is that SA-MP Server with 12 yo kids crying for Infernus.

by Alexsmkk August 3, 2021

oral b

When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."

I was at my sister in laws house and I oral b'd her toothbrush with my ass n balls.

by Pheecees January 7, 2021

B&T

Short for "bridge and tunnel", the term refers to those who travel into Manhattan from outlying areas such as New Jersey and Long Island to take advantage of the city's nightlife. The term may also include those who come into Manhattan from New York City's other four boroughs.

The term is often used in a deragatory manner indicating that those who fall under this term are young and/or trashy and dilluting the quality of New York nightlife.

Do you want to go to that new club on Thursday instead of Friday so that we can miss the B&T crowd?

by sissychrissy1 October 9, 2005

johnny b drop

This is when you are loosing in a game and need to clutch, or when you want to be good. It is really common to scream at the beginning of a round "I'm going to johnny b drop now" and then just win. You take the enemys hops, including one 360, one no scope and the enemy alt f4s. It is named after famous johnny b!

YOOO I JOHNNY B DROPPED THIS KID, HE IS SO BAD !!!!!

by KaiUwe August 31, 2020

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018