The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
by JustaBitch March 4, 2009
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Tool
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He is the assholiest.
by Supersonic912033 December 19, 2008
Get the Assholiest mug.A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard
Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."
by Flareside92 November 15, 2010
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L: Ur an asshole
L: Ur an asshole
by WeAre300_kids April 20, 2022
Get the Asshole mug.That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.
Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.
by csharpdev July 13, 2012
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by Picklejuice2013 April 29, 2013
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