Asian Steamboat

Not to be confused with the notorious "Cleveland Steamer". This fetish sex act includes a partner crapping into a bowl of steaming rice, and the other partner feeds it to him/her with chopsticks. Don't forget the soy sauce!

In honor of the Chinese New Year, my boyfriend and I decided to relax and have an Asian Steamboat.

by Miss Misty Mae January 23, 2012

Asian Torture

What some Asian parents put their children through to make them extremely good at something the kid doesn't even really care about doing.

So you know that video on YouTube which says "4 Year Old Boy Plays Piano Better Than Any Master" That video is an example of Asian Torture. The kid was forced through this by his parents and he really doesn't like doing it but he has to.

by Cazaam December 21, 2014

Asian Booty

An Asian Booty is one Asian stripping in a illegal bar.This is a sexy monster and most likely to rape you.

Jake Paul:Come on Asian Booty come to my dick..

by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019

Asian Jeff

A Asian Jeff is someone who has bath time also Known as a Jeffery Chong

asian Jeff Its fucking time for a bath lil bitch!

by CuntGayBitchDady August 07, 2019

Asian Grades

Asian Grades are almost always more extreme and abusive than a regular person's grades are.

Asian Grades:

A+= Could Have Done Better
A= Average
A-=Might Get Beat
B+= WHY CAN'T YOU GET AN 'A'!
B= Belt
B-= Bombed
C+= Get Nae Naed
C= Can't Live In My Family Again
C-= Should I Go Through Your Search History?
D+= Suns Down Beat Down
D= Disowned
D-= Die
F+= Failure
F= Find a New Family
F-=Fucking Go To Hell

"How are you ASIAN GRADES Timmy?"

by AsianChan69 September 02, 2020

Asian driver

Asian drivers are drivers just like everyone else. But for some strange reason, white people like to think that Asians are not good at driving. It is unknown how this untrue rumor came to be, but it is just another stereotype perpetuated by Americans because their lives are so empty and worthless that they need to make fun of other people.

I am an Asian driver and I have not gotten in a wreck or have gotten ticketed ever. But, according to Americans, because I'm Asian I am immediately a bad driver.

Good logic, no wonder America is full of idiots...

by RebelX August 20, 2008

Asian 5

The 5 top scaling subjects taken in your HSC years in New South Wales - English Advanced, Mathematics Advanced, Physics, Chemistry and Biology. Often, Biology and Economics are used interchangeably or used to refer to the 6th subject required in year 11, but often, people just have Maths Extension 1 and English Extension 1 to make up the 12 units.

It sometimes also refers to just the top ten scoring units that is stereotypically picked by Asians, or just people seeking for a high ATAR: Mathematics Extension 2, Mathematics Extension 1, Mathematics Advanced, English Advanced, Chemistry and Physics.

Oh you are doing the Asian 5? You must be going to USYD med!

by Banana Drags September 10, 2020