Flying Asian

When you get porked while swinging in the air wearing a ninja outfit

A: Welp just gave this girl a flying asian.
B: A chick let you pork her while swinging in mid-air wearing a ninja outfit?
A:Yup.
B:Bad freaking Ass

by FlashNasty July 1, 2011

asian glizzy

A Banana for the real glizzy gorilas😼

Hey bro is that an asian glizzy,damn he a real glizzy gobbler

by Glizzy gobbler July 19, 2020

Asian Grades

Asian Grades are almost always more extreme and abusive than a regular person's grades are.

Asian Grades:

A+= Could Have Done Better
A= Average
A-=Might Get Beat
B+= WHY CAN'T YOU GET AN 'A'!
B= Belt
B-= Bombed
C+= Get Nae Naed
C= Can't Live In My Family Again
C-= Should I Go Through Your Search History?
D+= Suns Down Beat Down
D= Disowned
D-= Die
F+= Failure
F= Find a New Family
F-=Fucking Go To Hell

"How are you ASIAN GRADES Timmy?"

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020

Asian-Nigga

Asians with dark complexion (brown - black). Typically from south-east Asian countries like India, Pakistan, et cetera

Asian-Niggas are a thing too.

by Melvinfused December 30, 2021

Asian driver

Asian drivers are drivers just like everyone else. But for some strange reason, white people like to think that Asians are not good at driving. It is unknown how this untrue rumor came to be, but it is just another stereotype perpetuated by Americans because their lives are so empty and worthless that they need to make fun of other people.

I am an Asian driver and I have not gotten in a wreck or have gotten ticketed ever. But, according to Americans, because I'm Asian I am immediately a bad driver.

Good logic, no wonder America is full of idiots...

by RebelX October 14, 2008

Asian 5

The 5 top scaling subjects taken in your HSC years in New South Wales - English Advanced, Mathematics Advanced, Physics, Chemistry and Biology. Often, Biology and Economics are used interchangeably or used to refer to the 6th subject required in year 11, but often, people just have Maths Extension 1 and English Extension 1 to make up the 12 units.

It sometimes also refers to just the top ten scoring units that is stereotypically picked by Asians, or just people seeking for a high ATAR: Mathematics Extension 2, Mathematics Extension 1, Mathematics Advanced, English Advanced, Chemistry and Physics.

Oh you are doing the Asian 5? You must be going to USYD med!

by Banana Drags September 10, 2020

Asian Joe

Asian Joe is an American who was Adopted by an Italian family,Originally hailing from North Korea, he was smuggled out by ninjas, and taught how to use the ability known only to few as the Chubrakabra dick.

Which helps one focus strongly at math and ables them to see everything in widescreen technology.

Wow that Asian Joe in quantum physics class sure is able to do math well.

by Turkalurk March 9, 2009