why am i single

Why am I single?

You are single because you are on this website asking why your single and not going out side and kissing random people.

You: -Looking up on urban dictionary 'Why am I single’

Urban dictionary: because you never go out side and your wasting your time on this website, idiot

by A and I soup that's gay for yo December 21, 2019

i am thank you

Thankful to someone

You turned my life into happy life

I am thank you

by aspirant November 3, 2019

i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"

Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

I am on a FBI watchlist

a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal

Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.

by CracklyNewt May 21, 2023

I am in love with you

Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.

her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?

by whathello March 15, 2021

Luke, I am your father

A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.

It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.

by Ryan Kasabian May 16, 2005

Why the hell am I here???

A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.

I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???

UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???

by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017