(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
by DiabloRain October 23, 2014
A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
by cj2009cj January 18, 2012
The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.
I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!
by Dolce Coppola June 10, 2011
a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
by Cristos April 10, 2006
Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
by sucio2 August 12, 2010
Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
by fuckface25 February 22, 2016