When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.
Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today
by Grammando October 6, 2021

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Ahhhhhhhh okkaayyyyyyy?????
by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

by JAYDAAAAAAAAA June 9, 2022

A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.
Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing
John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”
John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”
by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024

A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.
He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.
by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014
