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dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.
"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"
by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018
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milf

by m a r s August 23, 2021
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Milf

Mommy in late 40's or Mommy in late 50's
Moms in their 30's are only candidate for the milf status, and moms in their 60's are grandmothers, also Word milf usually describes hot moms.
Yeah I ATE an infant, so what? Also I saw hot milf yesterday!
by shiro_no_shounen March 29, 2022
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Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50
Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off
by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020
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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 19, 2021
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018
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