jacob droney

A rabid ginger on the loose 5 foot 1 90 pounds he is a rainbow turkey mixed with swamp dolphin

Short scary and Jacob droney

by Larry lovegood October 3, 2013

Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds

“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”

by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019

Jacob bush

A big ass fucker-bitch with a 16.3 inch cock

I fucked Jacob bush last night ;)

by Big dick cock boy July 2, 2021

Pulling a Jacob

To lock your keys in the car

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.

by Wisebeard January 25, 2015

jacob q

Someone Who Gets All The Girls, Loyal and Very Smart. Someone Who Is Dedicated To Goals.

my new years resolution is to become a “Jacob Q”

by urdanydictionary October 26, 2020

Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022

Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.

Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?

by SCV REPORTS May 11, 2019