little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.
Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.
by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025
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Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.
Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
by SAFDNV July 3, 2010
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The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out
Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
by heixso July 23, 2025
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Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024
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Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.
There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.
by Bobroz April 18, 2021
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Cannon

Cannon is a very sexy lightskin who like straight thicc bitches shaking straight ass in his face.
Damn Cannon is so fine
by Double diamonds November 20, 2023
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Mouth cannon

A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.

Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.
" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"
by #big H September 22, 2025
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