by Zombiekilla678 October 25, 2020
Get the Christian Boi mug.Christian Trudic, also known as Trudic or Trudy, sadly has Turner syndrome, but this doesn’t stop him from spreading his herpes to everyone in the school by giving them head. Trudic is a fiend for Bo Russell and has been stalking him everyday just to get a sniff of his ass. People have been known to bend down in front of him when he walks in the room due to his utter sex appeal. He is also considered the greatest grid diet of all time, and Trudic’s greatest past time is griddying in Bo Russell’s BBC. We will never truly know the full power of Trudy but if you see him, hide yo bitch.
“Trudy (Christian Trudic) is my daddy and I love when he griddys and then sketes on my face 😩” -Bo Russell
by Dakota Trudic February 17, 2022
Get the Christian Trudic mug.He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023
Get the Christian Cotton mug.A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.
"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."
by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023
Get the Orthoducks Christian mug.Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.
by EscapeTheBubble April 25, 2021
Get the Christian with benefits mug.A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.
Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!
by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017
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