About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

Talking about it

You refuse to do that and we see how well that worked for me.

Hym "I've been talking about it but nothing was gained. So, I'm just going to kill a child and myself."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 31, 2021

knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house

I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf

by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020

ladding about

A group of rowdy blokes who are half tanked hooning around town, harassing defenceless women.

I went out the other night and felt I spent the whole night avoiding all these dudes ladding about.

by The Grumpy Matt December 25, 2015

about to pull up

I'm still in bed and have no intention of participating in any social diversions at this time.

Him: "WYA?"
Her: "about to pull up"

by Hedgefund Bot February 25, 2021