by bolognaround May 7, 2015

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.
by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.
Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol
by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017

It’s describing the usual definition u know about the “genitalia” except billy Hansen is the only one who has one so we can only say it to him.
by Question man October 16, 2020

The neighborhood cumdumpster. A younger man (usually caucasian) serving as an onahole for many, many men (usually African-Americans).
by lottamans June 16, 2024

by Pasounleashed November 27, 2016

pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun
by humantheism October 4, 2010
