Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020

tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017

crimson tear

another one of the endless tersm for a womans period

I was going to go over to Pam's to get laid, but she's crying the crimson tear

by killercarnie July 16, 2009

tear da beasie

Verb: to kill someone, to get another tear drop

If he gonna play round im'a tear da beasie

by finigan March 26, 2007

Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023

scrotum tear

A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.

Gabriel's scrotum tear was so bad his balls fell out!

by Mr. Seedpop Dude January 16, 2018

Tears in Heaven

The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.

Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.

by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021