cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick

Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen

by : ? l October 14, 2021

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

Hump

A person so worthless they are an inconvenience to others, and are wasting valuable oxygen.

Once again Timmy shit in the sink at work, didn't wash his hands and ate his co-worker's sandwich, he is such a fucking hump.

by Tuggin McGroin January 20, 2021

street hump

When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly

"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"

by paraleel October 23, 2011

hump dump

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

by Kyskee August 22, 2017

Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.

I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.

by CockDiesal August 13, 2009

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.

Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023