john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 5, 2010

John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.

John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"

by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023

Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants April 12, 2011

johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.

Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad

by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

Coppa John's

Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.

Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?

Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!

by 11godhhsul October 5, 2011

John Effect

The phenomenon of a particular champion on the other team getting extremely fed and carrying their team, then having the same champion in your next game be a feeder for your team.

dat xerath went 21/0/616 cuz my tem did knotz buy MR but den i queued wit john then we went 1/23/1, i just got john effected

by XJohn601 December 26, 2011

John Wallis

A truly big boy youtuber who gained 10 millions subs and lost them all in the same day however will be back up there someday. He is truly an amazing and as the Americans like to say "funny." He has definitely never tried to kiss up to a big youtuber for subs and his favorite food is himself because he a snac and a half.

John Wallis is my favorite YouTuber and he is potentially the best person to live on this earth.

by johngwallis July 13, 2018