by HelpImAMcdonaldsworkerhostage November 18, 2021
Get the 'dogmug. Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”
Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”
Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
by kylewarner June 3, 2022
Get the Dogsmug. Get betther your lost dog water so free get boxed your have a dollar tree headset no earrings what so ever I’m betther you live in your moms basement true facts no cap get lost it’s obvious
by Nick Mixboy March 1, 2021
Get the Dog watermug. by 217nah October 1, 2025
Get the Dog Assed Itmug. by Dooder15 October 27, 2017
Get the Chili Dogmug. Friend: do u like dogs-
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...
by Ms. Always right September 1, 2019
Get the Dogsmug. An interdisciplinary term to show surprise at a thing's quantity or quality. Whether it is positive or negative depends on the accompanying expression and context. Fits almost any situation where you want to show that you're impressed.
"That's a lot of dog", admiration on hearing a fellow finance bro has made a lot on their bitcoin.
"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.
"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.
"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.
"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.
"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.
"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.
by twocrazycats June 13, 2024
Get the That's a lot of dogmug.