Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.

Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker

by The person who defines names June 6, 2023

face jumper

Huge beard.

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"

by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009

Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.

Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!

by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

Slushy Face

Some kid in the internet making animation videos, exposing, etc
And he is kinda cool ig

Guy 1: Uhh Dude You Are Done
Guy 2:Wdym
Guy 1: Slushy Face Made A Exposing Video On You
Guy 2: Oh Shit

by Random_Person555 April 15, 2025

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters

Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!

by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017