Indiana Jones that shit

When you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don't have the key. So you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door button and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.
Guy: I am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
Chic: You are finally giving me a key :)
Guy: Fuck no! Indiana Jones that shit!
by RobertVanWinkel2010 November 16, 2009
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shit like a wookie

to make a super sized wookie tird.
Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.
by nick May 25, 2005
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All fart no shit

If someone talks a good talk but never comes through, they are all fart no shit.
My mate promised me tickets for that gig tonight but he failed again as always, he's all fart no shit.
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Fuck the shit out of

"Fucking the shit out of girl" means you fuck her so good she talks about it to her friends.

Get some books on sex and foreplay. READ!

Try!

"Fucking the shit out of" can also mean fucking her hard and rough. It's open for interpretation. But common sense notion is: SEX WAS FUCKING AWESOME (for her)!
by Dakemi February 20, 2017
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fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.

A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse

holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
by da tr00f July 24, 2009
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Double-Tapered Shit

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
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bitches aint shit

Originally a Dr. Dre song, but has since evolved into a generic saying used to blow off a shitty situation involoving a female. The song has since been remade by Ben Folds.
Guy: Dude, I broke up with Anna last night.

Friends: Screw her dude, bitches aint shit, lets get wasted.
by peaceoutmaw December 10, 2006
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