Screen-face

The unintentional facial expression a person makes while staring at a screen, usually a frown.

Guy 1: “Jessica is always on her phone all the time”
Guy 2: “She’s a pretty girl, too bad she has an ugly screen-face”

by munnandonly June 19, 2019

Bitter Bitch Face

The polar opposite of a female's bubbly smile. It's the grown-up version of the stern look a mom gives a child meaning 'I am displeased'. In the grown up version it's more like 'I am not amused'. Also, it can simply be a relaxation of the happy face a woman puts on for people who matter. This becomes more and more the case with greater age and less make-up.

'Hey, I told your joke to my wife and daughter yesterday." "Did they laugh". "No, all I good was Bitter Bitch Face from both."

by anonymous June 24, 2024

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

North Face me

The act of asking a person to provide you with the warmth of a North Face Windbreaker before entering a musical venue that is going to provide Hardcore music or Pop-punk, also known as Easy-core, music to the youth of the douchebag New Jersey youth.

Yo bro, North Face me, we are about to head over to the Madball show.

by ProxRunsNJ April 15, 2011

To Face Adversity

To have a really bad shit, or any other bowel-related distress.

Person 1: I had some gnarly Indian food and had to face adversity on the drive home.
Person 2: Same. We unite in the face of adversity.

by Oezys April 15, 2024

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019