sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

Sex

The storks wake up call

I had sex last last night! (Now a stork must come to deliver a baby)

by anonymous October 16, 2021

im having sex with dreydon rn

to have sex with dreydon right then and there

im having sex with dreydon rn

by bobthenigga 2 March 5, 2024

sex carpet

referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on

sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet

by zoesworld420 April 2, 2022

Sex stool

When you take a hit shit after rough sex

Last night I had such a good sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022

After Sex Fever

The feeling of dissatisfaction after having a good round of the "wack wack" that leads to hostile temper and bloodthirst

Damn, I guess that Bitch got the case of the After Sex Fever

by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX January 23, 2021

PG sex

Kissing as a replacement for sex in movies. Noticeable when someone gets pregnant after kissing.

We couldn't have a sex scene so we just, did PG sex.

by RedBanana July 23, 2025