front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

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Smiley face

The one thing these facial muscles of mine can't do.

Friend 1: You know, the usage of this emoji is a good example about the people who act all happy on the internet, then repress their emotions to others in public. You often see them use the emoji when texting to other people, or when posting a comment on social media. But once you see them in public, who you thought was a walking bundle of joy turns out to be a quiet and shy individual, who probably hasn't formed a smile to other people in 20 years.

Friend 2: Bro what it's just a smiley face

by Ay carabam August 13, 2024

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Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

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