weird ass shit

Something stranger than strange. Weirder than weird. Often creepy and mysterious.

You can see some weird ass shit on YouTube.

by Lydianon May 27, 2016

fat tub of shit

An obese individual who is otherwise completely worthless and a total waste of space.

Ben: Man, all Fat Cade does is sir around his apartment eating Cheetos and listening to Luke Bryan.

Sam: What a fat tub of shit!

by Fat Cade June 24, 2016

Yule Log Shit

When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.

My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.

by My sore ass December 25, 2010

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.

Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

by Certamon May 5, 2009

shit your britches

To unleash an unusually wet, powerful fart.

"Did you just shit your britches?"
"I kept hearing Lena shitting her britches last night."

by hkfgh990 February 2, 2018

Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 30, 2009