Pulling A Wade

When you dog your mates for some basic bitch or your puppy.

"Hey bro want to hang out?"
"Nah man seeing lilly"
"Don't be gay"

"Fuck off cunts im leaving the boys"
"Dude do you are Pulling A Wade"

by The Jacob Mabb September 17, 2014

Pulling a Jess

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.

You are pulling a Jess right now

by Sagek25 May 23, 2022

pulling an eva

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.

Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me

by waterdarling February 11, 2019

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Pulling an Ambie

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.

I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Pulling an Aaron

To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.

“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”

by trid33 September 10, 2025

pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024