The Hot Dog Game

The game your uncle plays with you when your family isn't looking on family vacation. Results in years of therapy and emotional stunting

Uncle: Hey sport! Wanna play the hot dog game with your uncle Jimmy?
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!

You: Uh I guess so

by UncleJimmy6969 November 2, 2021

The Horn Dog Drill

A Football Drill or game that involves three players huddling together into a circle, pulling out their dicks, rubbing it on the turf grass, and tries to cum on a Football. The person who cums on the football last has to run up and down the field with the football with cum on it up their ass.

Last week My football coach made me and two teammates do The Horn Dog Drill.

by Mr. Dinklenut April 27, 2025

Hot Dog Chiglet

A chigger who is fat and loves hot dogs.

Man, these Hot Dog Chiglets love hot dogs!

by Charles Albert Krza November 8, 2022

Dog

Did you really search up dog?

dog

by chicken big balls March 31, 2020

Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Dog

The best thing you’ll ever want and the shoulder you cry on

I love dogs. They are the best thing ever and there is nothing else I would ever want

by Odd little potato January 27, 2019

Female Dog

a literal bitch

"I own 2 female dogs"

by Bennet A. April 2, 2022