Dog Karen

A typically middle-aged woman that always seems to find something wrong in an innocuous video about a dog. Dog Karen’s have a primal need to share their usually wrong opinion and bring down the comment section of an otherwise cute video. They think they are “helping” a dog in need when most of the time they are over sensitive and have no idea what they’re talking about.

“Aww look at this cute video about a man rescuing dogs.”
“Better steer clear of the comments, there’s probably a Dog Karen ruining the mood.”

by Neuroticobzen January 21, 2023

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019

the dog

what is he doin

a:what the dog doin
b:idk man i think he is making pancakes

by never gonna give you up never October 28, 2021

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Dog

Someone that is know as a Dog in the Australian jail system as a lagger or a give up or a deadset piece of shit and works with the police 👮 ♀️ And writes statements on people.

Hey brother ya your walking with is a lagging dog that works with the police and writes statements on cunts

by IYKYK100 October 15, 2021

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021