National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

National Watermelon Day

A holiday on April 24th.

MAN 1: Hey dude did you know its National Watermelon Day?
MAN 2: Ew!

by NiggaMelon420 July 07, 2022