When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 21, 2009
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
It's a lock for your cock.
It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"
Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"
Greg: "No, but I'll try it"
1 Day Later
Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"
Greg: "No, but I'll try it"
1 Day Later
Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
by Komoris April 22, 2021
its like cock block, but right as ur about to, ejaculate, you hold it in as long as you can, this is commonly done in no-nut november, when people are doing the nasty at midnight,
instead of pulling out, should i cock-lock?
by Deizomando September 05, 2023
Logan’s cock is an 8-incher monster cock
Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.
Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.
“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long”
Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.
“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long”
by Maiwa August 15, 2022
When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)
Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023