National Fuck Day

Have sex on November 20th

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.

by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 19, 2020

National Galilea Day

April 27 is Galilea Magañas birthday and she is the prettiest girl on the planet so it became a national holiday!!

"It's my favorite day of the year, National Galilea Day!"

by galileasbiggestfan April 26, 2025

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is on april 18th and the goal is to slap as much ass as possible

Yo on april 18th i slapped hella ass

National slap ass day

by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019

National Cornstarch Day

21st of April is National Cornstarch Day.
On this day we celebrate Cornstarch and it’s varieties!

I feel so Horny today
Ofc Marakuigh It’s National Cornstarch Day

by anonymous April 21, 2022