Me and Mrs.Jones

1. A song by Billy Paul
2. An affair
3. An affair with a taken person

Harry Styles may be dating Taylor Swift, but his Mrs.Jones is Katy Perry.

Me and Mrs.Jones, we've got a thingggggg going onnnn. We both know that it's wrong, but it's much too strong to let it go now.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 4, 2020

fucked me tired

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards

-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.

by Lop lop September 16, 2022

Me

Myself

You act just like me

by Joshua2019 April 29, 2019

Call Me "Señoru`~`Blocu'"

Call Me "Señoru`~`Blocu'"

Call Me "Señoru`~`Blocu'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Me tease

When something someone says, applies to someone else as well and "describes" them

- I'm so tired of my job... I really want to quit...
- Me tease

by billsatin March 5, 2023

Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.

Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024

You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation

Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me

by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022