by The magical wizard of Oz December 05, 2015
You get your dick with your girlfriends shit on it and shove it in her mouth, make her bite down as hard as possible until you bleed cum.
by funnyzach June 12, 2011
When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx April 14, 2011
by Bigjoe101 September 24, 2018
by Theushers October 17, 2023
Something that she doesn't have
by Degenerate259 January 21, 2017