Dumbass Dog

I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>

Bro you are such a dumbass dog.

by Penis27444 February 23, 2021

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Normal dog

Girls who are for the streets. They are in no way wife material.

I hope my babe doesn't find out that I was with my normal dog last night.

by Not the normal one January 17, 2022

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Dog

Dog.Mans best friend as they say.They will never leave your side and will be the best friend you will ever had, for man, women, and everyone in general.Dogs don't talk back,or talk bad about you behind your back.They wouldn't even if they could talk.Try getting a dog.They will change you.

Kyle:Hey did you see Emilys dog, he bit someones arm who tried to attack Emily.
Victor:Ya I saw! It was epic!!!!!

by imapersonlikeyou November 9, 2020

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Dog house

A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed

Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house

by Looney1 March 3, 2021

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bungo stray dogs

An interesting anime/manga about an orphan who joins a detective agency comprised of (mostly) gifted members which often ends up clashing with similarly gifted threats. BSD is known for including a cast of unbearably atteactive characters as well as having an annoying, delusional shipping fandom (some would argue as bad or worse than the MHA shipping fandom) who projects their gay desires onto the characters and who, despite knowing that none of the ships are or will be canon and that none of the characters align with their strange headcanons, still promote ships as though they are canon. If you hate obnoxious shipping fandoms, stay away or don't interact with the fandom.

A (normal): "Hey, do you watch/read Bungo Stray Dogs?"
B (moronic): "Omigosh, yesss, bestie! I ship–"
A (normal): "Ah– please shut your mouth you obnoxious, fanon-loving moron and try to pay attention to the plot for once."

by Razer_rl March 28, 2025

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