dog

something you use as an excuse for not having your homework

teacher: where is your homework?
student: my dog ate it

by Random3343 November 9, 2021

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Corn Dogging

When a person shoves a chopstick up another persons butt. Then the other person takes a dump, pushing the poo onto the chopstick. (resembling a corndog) The poop is then rolled in flour and put into a deep fryer. Once done its left to cool off for exactly 5 minutes. Then the "corndog" is inserted back into the persons anus.

Last night I gave my buddy a corn dogging.

Last-night's corn dogging session was grade-a superb!

by Mr. Corndog July 6, 2023

dumb-dog-fourplay

Dumb-dog-fourplay is a concept regarding the overt social fourplay enigmas that lead others into antics like breaking windows and burning down houses..

The windows of the bar got busted out after the gay bands played last week.. I don't know why they don't like gay bands if they going to instigate more of that dumb-dog-fourplay it's like they gay too..

by 12speed June 21, 2023

Chili Dog

When your pounding a girl in the assignment and get dookie on your dick

I was drilling this chick in her as and she gave me a chili dog.

by Dooder15 October 27, 2017

Dogs

Piece of heaven sent down to earth.

Friend: do u like dogs-
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...

by Ms. Always right September 1, 2019

Mad Dog Crazy

An extreme or overtly ridiculous show of mental decline such as screaming in public places or unironically enjoying political speeches.

Mainly used to refer to actions but can be used to describe a person.

“Did you see what Jessica did at the part last night?”
“Yeah dude that was mad dog crazy.”

by BNHAlover.2022 March 24, 2024