i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

Ghost Dog

a black person who is into anime & Japanese culture

This Ghost Dog sure loves watching Dragonball Z and eating Ramen all the time!

by Abraham Autumnwood October 7, 2024

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

dog eatre

A phenomenon where a person is said to indulge in the consumption of dogs on a regular basis.

That man is a hungry dog eatre.

by RDRMR January 18, 2022

sell dog

One who fumbles/sells the bag, effectively killing the vibe-- One who messes up and other people have to suffer the consequences.

"Come on guy you didn't bring the carty*? You're being a sell dog."

*See also, "carty," a cannabis cartridge.

by bootyhandled January 11, 2022

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020