your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

by david is done March 27, 2018

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!

by SaltyCakes February 08, 2019

california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.

On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.

by MAXIUMPOWER October 22, 2017

Dog Scooping

A type of hip hop dancing. To achieve this, one partner faces away from their partner and grinds their butt crack on the on their partner’s crotch, while shaking their booty side to side slightly. The partner that is getting dog scooped may or may not be sitting.

I see Treasure, she poppin and lockin, she’s Dog Scooping, and I ain’t mad at it. Because me and Mally we are havin a GOOD ole time!!

by Jack Attack 333 October 29, 2021

slobber dog

a person that when engaging in oral sex, is so sloppy and produces such an astounding amount of saliva from their mouth that they cover the entire crotch area and parts of the legs and stomach in a coat of fluid

holy shit, last night jessica came back to my place and she's for sure a slobber dog!

by Jthesigmaxxer January 15, 2025

Dog out

To cancel plans with little or no notice ahead of time.

See also: bail on, ghosted

q: "Did you have fun at your concert this weekend with Stressica?"
a: "Nah, she decided to dog out on me again."

by Not Gafgarion October 31, 2022