For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
Get the Cock tossermug. A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
by Anomanomanomanom August 18, 2021
Get the cock juggling thunder cuckmug. Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Fat-cock genocidemug. by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
Get the Cock explosivitymug. 
A term often used when referring to females who look like they’ve had more cock rides than annual amusement park pass holders; including but not limited to Instagram girls posting sexualized yoga poses, bathroom mirror pics, and the usual Snapchat lip sync videos.
Boy: “Dude! Did you see Alyssa’s snap story?”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”
by Tastyliciousness December 7, 2018
Get the Cock Circusmug.