California Roller Dog

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.

Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.

by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024

take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money

Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!

by THE desney :) May 20, 2024

Dog Sod Squad

A disgusting large group of sick individuals who get together in a hotel every Friday night to have sex with dogs and screw each other.

'Hey, I wonder how big the Dog Sod Squad is now.'

'I don't know, buncha sick motherfuckers....'

by jay gee May 21, 2024

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Runny dog

The aftermath when your dog eats even the slightest amount of cat food and "has the runs" all over the floor.

"Did that dog get into the cat food again? I'm tired of having a runny dog"

by DonutLoverr May 23, 2024

Dog burglar

The male version of a cat burglar.

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.

by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024

cheddar corn dog

A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .

I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.

by Renn4690 May 25, 2024