pulled a meng

puhlD-uh-meh-ng :
To subconsciously believe the subject of every conversation is penis.
1.

"Let's go get a hot-dog," said John.
"I'm not in the mood for sex," said Anne.
"Ooh, you just pulled a meng," John laughed.

2.
"Guess what I got you for your birthday?!" John exclaimed.
"PENIS!?" Anne blurted out.
"What...? I just met you last week..." John murmured.
"Sorry I just pulled a meng.." Anne walked away frustrated.
by 22eatlovepray September 26, 2010
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Pulling A Havener

Pulling a Havener is when you date someone younger then yourself. "Havener" is named after a kid named Nick Havener. Pronouced Hay-Ven-Er.
Girl: He's like in 9th grade and she's in 7th?
Guy: Yeah.
Nearby Bystanders: He's Pulling a Havener!
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Guy: She's really pretty and sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah and she's also in a grade below you don't Pull A Havener.
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by wellilikepurplethings July 27, 2010
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If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.
Person 1: What can I do better in our relationship?

Person 2: You could be more respectful to me!

Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*

Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again? (To pull a Mediatonic on someone)
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Pulling a Dalley

When you complain about your age even though you’re not old
“I just turned 27! I am so so old.”
“Stop pulling a Dalley.”
by RavenInTheNight February 22, 2018
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Pulling a sweenie

When you think you’re having sex with a girl, but it’s a guy, and you do it anyways.
Damn that chick has a huge dick. I guess pulling a sweenie and fucking her anyways is what i gotta do!
by Cuck69420 June 22, 2020
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Pulling a sweenie

When you have sex with a girl but it’s a dude and you do it anyways
Dude pulling a sweenie is my favorite. Who doesn’t live surprise dicks!
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Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.
Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!
by Skiivin December 29, 2016
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